Where we all went to drool over the waitresses

Friday night was just like any other town in the glorious United States of America. We all head down to the only real restaurant in town, Fast Eddies. It was once rumored that the sign used to exclaim that Fast Eddies was the first restaurant in Alaska where you get a taste of the bush in each meal.
We like to have our pie and eat it too! And so do the State Troopers. Maybe in your town you have a Dunkin' Doughnuts, but our cops eat beef steak. There was this time that someone robbed the bank and the cops had lunch with the guy who was hiding his loot in the restaurant. Road blocks setup, the cops went to lunch where the only thing that tipped them off was the waitress who told the cop where the money was stashed! Oh yeah, they actually were eating at the Golden Bear, known for it's sausages.

Life's a rich pagent,
Lobo the talking wolf